Parody of James Blunt's You're Beautiful

wrote this back in 2007...

You are Beautiful – Parody (by Ahmad Babar):

My life is screwed

There’s no cure

I am a loser

Of that I am sure

I saw you on a subway

You were trying to open a can

I had no hope

And I don’t have a plan

You are beautiful, you are beautiful

You are beautiful, it’s true

I saw your face

In a crowded place

I had to run off to the loo

To do number two

She saw my open fly

As I walked on by

She could see from my face

That I was about to cry

And I am too embarrassed to see her again

And I am praying for all of this to end

You are beautiful, you are beautiful

You are beautiful, it’s true

I saw your face

In a crowded place

I had to run off to the loo

To do number two

Lala la la, lala la la laaa

You are beautiful, you are beautiful

You are beautiful, it’s true

There must be a devil

With a cunning face

And I again had to run to the loo

But it’s time to face the truth

I love to do number two